Edit: I can't believe I have to ruin the obvious joke but alas, some people can't understand sarcasm even when it's slapping them in the face with a haddock... So. Everything in Capslock is Snark-kasnarksnide
LOL HAY GUYS THIS IS LIEK A PARODY OF THAT STUPID NEW BLIZZARD STORE MOUNT BECAUSE HOW DARE BLIZZARD LISTEN TO THE CONSUMERS AND ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
LIKE SERIOUSLY BECAUSE I WANT ONE BUT NOW I CAN EASILY GET IT BUT NOW IT'S NOT UNIQUE BECAUSE EVERYONE CAN GET ONE. EVEN THOUGH CHANCES ARE INCREDIBLY LIKELY THAT IF IT WAS PUT IN GAME AS SOMETHING EARNED, IT WOULD BE TOO HARD TO GET AND I WOULDN'T GET IT IN A BILLION YEARS.
UNLESS OF COURSE I SPENT EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY ON THE FUCKING GAME AND PAYING MORE MONEY IN THE LONG RUN FOR NOT TAKING CARE OF MY HEALTH AND CONFORMING TO THE FAT, UNHEALTHY STEREOTYPE MOST WOW PLAYERS HAVE COME TO FALL INTO. OR MAYBE IF I WANT IT SO BADLY, I COULD PAY THE 17 POUNDS BUT FUCK THAT. I CAN GAIN SEVENTEEN ilbs BY GRINDING FOR A DRAKE WITH ALEXSTRAZA HORNS.
FUCK. BLIZZARD ARE SUCH JERKS. MY GOD. I WANT TO HAVE MY MASSIVE BULBOUS TUMOUR OF AN EGO STROKED BY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FOR BEING THE ONE AND ONLY INSTEAD OF GETTING TO FAMILIARISE MYSELF WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO SHARE THE SAME THING.
BLIZZARD. I HATE YOU =C I DON'T WANT TO BE A SOCIAL SCRUB WHO SHARES INTERESTS WITH PEOPLE. I WANT TO BE A LONER SNOWFLAKE WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THE PUG SYSTEM KILLING THE COMMUNITY YET HAS THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA FOR AN EGO AND YELLS AT PEOPLE TO QUIT THE GAME IF THEY DIE TO AN UNAVOIDABLE DEBUFF. >8C FUCK.
ALSO I NOTICED A MINOR SIMILARITY TO ARBITERS FROM HALO BECAUSE OF ITS HELMET. ALSO IT LOOKS LIKE A ONE HEADED KING GHIDORAH. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, YOU DON'T LOVE JAPAN ENOUGH YOU BAKA BAKA DESU NE ^_^; THAT MEANS BLIZZARD HAVE NO ORIGINALITY OR SOMETHING SO I'LL BE EVEN MORE ORIGINAL AND PARODY A BLIZZARD STORE MOUNT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE TOTALLY DOESN'T DO. SRSLY U GUISE.
I'M RANTING IN A BILLION FUCKING PARAGRAPHS BECAUSE MY OPINION IS IMPORTANT AND RANTING FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME WILL MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT MY OPINION SEEM MORE LOGICAL. I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME SINCE VANILLA TOO AND I'M GOING TO QUIT OVER SOMETHING OPTIONAL. GRRRRRRRRR!
TL;DR: WoW players will complain and parody everything if they can. Also this thing is awesome and I named mine Dick Tracy Noodle Lemon Party. Oh also, this thing looks nothing like king ghidorah. Weeaboos are stupid and so are the majority of consumer hypocritical elitist WoW players
And yes, doing a parody of a parody is also unoriginal and lame
I'm just that epic but not really =C
Heart of the Aspect belongs to blizzard
20 minute drawing is mine. Seriously, look at my other stuff, it's usually a smidge better than this.
(if you fave this, I will come after you with a sparkle pony)
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the battlenet forums to piss off some more QQers!